Contact Information

There are a few ways that a person, or company might get ahold of me. One is by gripping tightly with both hands on my upper arms and not letting me go. Another way is by laying a steel cable leg snare trap near my mailbox, preferably in my driveway. Yelling out a window at me as I walk by works well, as does tripping me from behind as I ascend the stairs. The State has used this funny, 'arms-behind-my-back' suit before and it really, really works. But, if none of these are for you, you could always try one of these fancy and uncorroborated ways to get ahold of me:

kpope@bluemarble.net

812.824.6949 (will probably be screened unless I recognize your voice, your tone of voice, and or your intended business.)

http://www.kevinpope.com/